no you will not get me in a skirt nooooooo

My life is coming to an end, I'm joining this cool coir but I have to have three uniforms the third has a skirt. It will be black, long and I hate skirts. thats not the worst part. MAKEUP, I'm elergic and I don't like it, I have to have makeup and lipstick for when I go on stage. horrible absolutly horrible. I don't even know what foundation is (lol) I speak the truth.